SHORT FILMS PROGRAM
Approx. 90 minutes

STUNT C*CKS
Directed by Tom Hodges
Starring James C. Leary, Kirk Pynchon, Lou Diamond Philips (La Bamba) and Scott Thompson (Kids in the Hall )

Stunt C*cks is the story of Bill and Earl, two kind hearted, young men who have taken their severe sexual dysfunction (premature ejaculation) and used it to turn the adult film industry into a business filled with family, friendship, and love.


THE VEST
Directed by Paul Gutrecht
Starring Skye McCole Bartusiak, Enrico Colantoni and Kellie Waymire

Fresh from its Sundance screening, The Vest is about a third-grader who wears a homemade vest to school and gets teased for it, her reaction surprises even herself and leaves her with a lot of  explaining to do (or not do) back at home.


GINGER SNAPS
Directed by Grace Walcott

DANGER, DANGER, Killer Tits!  Ginger Snaps is the story of filmmaker Ginger Forbush, the entertainment world threatening to Barbie-ize her and the Breasts that rebel, leading her to Glory!


THE AGONY OF CONTACT LENSES
Directed by Hank Hyena

"Delightfully outrageous... amusingly graphic" says the San Francisco Chronicle.  A foolish middle-aged man tries to beautify his insectoid appearance with discreet contact lenses, but he just ends up mutilating himself.



THE WEEKEND WORKER
Directed by Philip Chidel

From the director of the cult comedy feature film Far From Bismarck.  A corporate drone puts in extra time at work and becomes prey to destructive shoe fetish.


BLOOD SYRUP
Directed by Steve Concotelli

A sleepy waffle eater fears that his syrup bottle may actually be alive.


THE DRIVEN MAN
Directed by Michelle Truffaut
Written by Gregory McDonald

A training film for the corporate climber who has everything but a brain.


ERATICATE 
Directed by Ross Williams
Starring Emma Jones & Aaron Golson

A hit at TromaDance, eRATicate is about a girl who loves her rats.  When she brings her boyfriend home the rats are jealous and plot revenge.


FEELING GREAT and LUNATIC
Directed by Justin Reardon

Psycho commercial parodies for Raisin Bran and Nutrigrain from the masterminds at Turnpike Films.


MASTURBATION: Putting the Fun into Self-Loving
Directed by J. T. Tepnapa
Starring Travis Michael Holder


Dr. Sigmund Winston, along with the help of his trusty sidekick Billy, teaches the students of the '50s how to put more excitement into self-loving.


 

Hyena Theatre
2390 Mission St., 3rd Floor
(corner of 20th & Mission)
San Francisco

Saturday March 27th, 8 pm

Admission: $7
Very cheap Beer/Wine Bar

The Hyena Funny Film Festival has it all, from make-you-think funny to spew-milk-out-your-nose funny to was-that-offensive-I-don't-know-but-I-can't-stop-laughing funny.

Hosted by Filmjunkie's Tony DuShane. 

Some filmmakers and actors will be in attendance.  Come hang out, laugh and meet the next generation of masters of comedy filmmaking.

Need more info, email tony@filmjunkie.com