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SHORT FILMS
PROGRAM Approx. 90
minutes
STUNT C*CKS Directed by Tom Hodges Starring James C. Leary, Kirk
Pynchon, Lou Diamond Philips (La Bamba) and Scott
Thompson (Kids in the Hall
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Stunt C*cks is the
story of Bill and Earl, two kind hearted, young men who have taken their
severe sexual dysfunction (premature ejaculation) and used it to turn the
adult film industry into a business filled with family, friendship, and
love.
THE VEST Directed by Paul
Gutrecht Starring Skye McCole Bartusiak, Enrico Colantoni and
Kellie Waymire
Fresh
from its Sundance screening, The Vest is about a third-grader who wears a
homemade vest to school and gets teased for it, her reaction surprises
even herself and leaves her with a lot of explaining to do (or not
do) back at home.
GINGER SNAPS Directed by Grace Walcott
DANGER, DANGER, Killer
Tits! Ginger Snaps is the story of filmmaker Ginger Forbush, the
entertainment world threatening to Barbie-ize her and the Breasts that
rebel, leading her to Glory!
THE AGONY OF CONTACT
LENSES Directed by Hank Hyena
"Delightfully outrageous...
amusingly graphic" says the San Francisco Chronicle. A foolish
middle-aged man tries to beautify his insectoid appearance with discreet
contact lenses, but he just ends up mutilating himself.
THE WEEKEND WORKER Directed by Philip
Chidel From
the director of the cult comedy feature film Far From Bismarck. A
corporate drone puts in extra time at work and becomes prey to destructive
shoe fetish.
BLOOD SYRUP Directed by Steve Concotelli
A
sleepy waffle eater fears that his syrup bottle may actually be
alive.
THE DRIVEN MAN Directed by Michelle
Truffaut Written by Gregory
McDonald
A training film for
the corporate climber who has everything but a
brain.
ERATICATE Directed by Ross Williams Starring Emma Jones & Aaron Golson
A hit at
TromaDance, eRATicate is about a girl who loves her rats. When she
brings her boyfriend home the rats are jealous and plot
revenge.
FEELING GREAT and LUNATIC
Directed by Justin
Reardon
Psycho commercial parodies for Raisin Bran and
Nutrigrain from the masterminds at Turnpike Films.
MASTURBATION: Putting the Fun into Self-Loving
Directed by
J. T. Tepnapa Starring Travis Michael Holder
Dr. Sigmund Winston, along
with the help of his trusty sidekick Billy, teaches the students of the
'50s how to put more excitement into self-loving.
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Hyena Theatre 2390 Mission St., 3rd Floor (corner of
20th & Mission) San Francisco
Saturday March 27th, 8
pm
Admission:
$7 Very cheap Beer/Wine Bar
The Hyena Funny Film Festival
has it all, from make-you-think funny to
spew-milk-out-your-nose
funny to was-that-offensive-I-don't-know-but-I-can't-stop-laughing funny.
Hosted by Filmjunkie's Tony
DuShane.
Some filmmakers and actors will be in
attendance. Come hang out, laugh and meet the next generation of
masters of comedy filmmaking.
Need more info, email tony@filmjunkie.com



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